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| Hanuman, from The Divine India |
Hanuman sighed and tapped his fingers on the table for a few seconds before continuing his story.
"I suppose my life hit the low point when Rama was hanging around. The man claimed to be a God in human form, but I never saw him do anything by himself. Maybe all his tricks were just smoke and mirrors. Anyways, when he starts poking around our neck of the woods, Sugriva tells me to go check this guy out. He goes on and on about how his wife has been kidnapped by Ravana, and he needs help finding her. I say whatever, not our problem, but he and Sugriva make a deal. Rama would kill Vali, and Sugriva would be king again. Then Sugriva would personally help Rama find his wife. As if Sugriva would ever do anything personally."
Hanuman laughed and then sighed again. He drew in breath, and then picked up right where he left off.
"So Rama hides in the jungle until Vali comes past, and then he shoots him with an arrow, like a coward. Real 'God-like' behavior. So after this, Rama wants his reward. Which means all of us have to go out and find Sita while Rama and Sugriva sit back, waiting for us to find her so they can swoop in and claim all the credit. This group of bears and I head south, towards Sri Lanka. Of course when we get to the sea, nobody knows how to swim. So, I jump across the ocean and kill a demon on my way over for good measure. After I find Sita, she refuses to come back with me so she doesn't hurt her husband's honor. Not that that mattered in the end. So, after I burn the city down to make our invasion easier, I jump back across the ocean and tell Rama and Sugriva that she didn't wanna come. So these two geniuses decide that we should build a bridge over the ocean instead of, you know, a boat."
Hanuman had a look of pure contempt on his face at this point.
"So we spend forever building this bridge. And what do you know, when we finish there is an army waiting for us. We win, but we get beat up so bad that most of our army is lying on the ground crying and whining about being hurt. Much as you would suspect from incompetent leaders, Rama and Sugriva didn't even bring enough medicine to heal us. So I jump back across the ocean to the Himalayas and pick a mountain covered in medicinal herbs out of the ground like it was a flower. I bring it back to these crybabies, and they were all like 'Hunaman our savior,' but they didn't mean it. I know they didn't."
Hanuman was close to yelling at this point, with his eyes bulging out of his head.
"Then our high command goes and gets itself captured, and guess who was on the hook to rescue them. That's right, this guy. Just another day in the life. So after I rescue the bumbling idiots, they go to fight Ravana. Despite Rama claiming to be a God this whole time, it takes the intervention of a real God so that he can win. Indra himself has to send down his chariot so that Rama could beat Ravana, and Rama already had weapons made by the Gods specifically for this fight. Why people believed this guy, no idea. Then we rescue his wife, just so he can dump her. It's ridiculous the way these humans act. Rama kept going on about Sita being unfaithful to him, and of course she denied it. Same old story, it never changes."
Hanuman finally stood up and yelled, "And after all that they just sent me back to the jungle like a piece of trash. Seriously, I couldn't believe it. Last time I ever work with any so-called God."
Author's Note:
For this story, I was inspired how it seems that Hanuman continually saves the day in the latter half of The Ramayana, but receives what I felt was little recognition relative to the feats he performed. I decided to write a story about his frustrations from being overlooked. I have glossed over some of the praise and recognition he received in the original, but the basic events and story line remain the same from the Public Domain Edition of the Ramayana. Additionally, at no point does Hanuman display the attitude he displays in this story. His emotions in this story are very exaggerated.
In this story, Hanuman is simply going on a rant to a silent audience. I decided to make this story more humorous than the other story in my portfolio, I wanted to try and master a different style and tone of writing. Mostly, I want the readers to laugh, and enjoy reading a lighthearted story. As a second goal, I also want readers to realize how much Hanuman does to keep the plot moving in the Ramayana. The image I choose was simply an image of Hanuman, so that my readers would have an idea of who was telling the story to them.
Bibliography:
"Ramayana: Public Domain Edition" by multiple authors. Source.




